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By Amasake | April 9, 2008
Two Stars (Four, if you can read lips)
Before viewing “Naughty, Naughty,” do yourself a favor and turn your speakers off. The sound in this movie is absolutely terrible. Dialog is almost completely unintelligible, and even worse: I can barely hear any spanking sounds! Fortunately, once the punishments get started, we’re treated to some unique & rather intense sights.
Half the movie, however, is practically useless. Two young girls — one with a brunette updo, and the other in a comically big orange afro wig — chat about… something. I dunno, they sound like a cross between Charlie Brown’s teacher and a space alien. Seems like they’re discussing a mutual friend who got touched by someone “down there” and liked it. And then I’m pretty sure they’re talking about smoking weed. Their British accents don’t help.
The visuals are kinda blurry — there wasn’t much to look at for awhile, just a couple of slim Barely-Legals in unremarkable white outfits: tank tops, shorts, socks ‘n sneakers. When the camera moves in, though, these girls are really quite cute, in an “extra-in-Friday-The-Thirteenth-Part-One” kinda way. Despite understanding almost none of what’s going on, I’m intrigued.
The girls sneak up to BigWig’s room, where they light up and get horny. Uh oh! Mom hears them carrying on, and bursts thru the door to find her daughter almost naked — her pendulous natural breasts swinging out from under her rolled-up shirt! Brunette cowers, entirely nude, on the fringes of the frame, clinging to her friend (or sister, or cousin, or whoever she is in this family) as Mom scolds them angrily.
Finally, the spanking begins! Mom throws BigWig across her knee, and spanks her bare bottom vigorously, with real malice. The action is sometimes filmed thru a strange “fish-eye lens” that creates a bubble-like effect. Interesting, and a little disorienting — in a good way, I think. A bare-butt looks extra big & round & alluring, and extra rosy!
I enjoyed this scene: the camera angles & the girls’ hysterical performances, and the older woman’s tight-lipped, determined demeanor. She’s quite savage with BigWig (whose ass burns bright red despite the poor resolution), and then she turns her attention to Brunette, who is draped over the bed and forcefully caned.
The girl jumps and kicks and cries out in protest — BigWig even tries to intercede– but it’s no use. Soon, red streaks appear where the blows fall, and welts puff up across her poor abused cheeks. Nice scene. I was struck with how genuine the girls’ distress appeared, how reflexive their defense moves. Endearing, how they kicked their legs, bare except for childish socks ‘n sneakers.
Dad comes home, and stumbles upon his wife attacking naked Brunette with a cane, while nude-from-the-waist-down BigWig frantically tries to stop her. I can make out his “What’s going on here?” but after that, his dialog is gibberish… something about being the head of the household, I think. And then he sends the girls to another room, following behind with his wife.
He throws the lady over his knee, flips up her dress, pulls down her red panties and begins a fast, furious bare-handed spanking. The conspicuously clothes-free girls seem to get a kick outta this woman’s punishment, and they assist by holding her stocking-clad legs. Her plump, creamy derriere pinks up quickly. She screams & squeals & makes quite a fuss on his lap!
This whole scene seems very frenetic, with some unusual camera angles, some from above, some that seem to swoop thru the room. More fish-eye lens stuff, too. Dad produces a tawse, and his wife’s discomfort surely escalates as she kicks and yells with new vigor. Her ass is so red, it’s almost fluorescent.
Dad orders the girls to stand before him, with their butts exposed & their hands submissively over their heads. They defy him a little, but he corrals them with the tawse till they’re in place, their backs to him. Lastly, I’m pretty sure I hear him ask his wife if she’s learned her lesson, and then he pulls her up & kisses her sweetly.
“Naughty Naughty” is not so much a movie as it is two exceptional spanking scenes that work quite well despite glaring audio & resolution problems. It’s a cool throw-back, though — a neat little nugget from 1986 that is probably unlike anything being turned out these days.
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