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Speaking of Spanking
By Chelsea Pfeiffer | September 29, 2009
A Short Honeymoon?
Okay, so the big buzz around town this week, (that would be my town, L.A.) is all about how the Los Angeles Lakers star forward, Lamar Odom, married reality TV star Khloe Kardashian. I’m a huge Lakers fan, so this news was at first a little unsettling for me. I thought, ‘Maybe it’s a joke.’ Then, I Googled it and found out it is true. I was like, “Lamar, Lamar. Noooo!” L.O. doesn’t always show the greatest judgment when it comes to his personal life. During the regular season the man lives off candy. Lots and lots of candy! Everyone knows that’s no way to eat. )Oh, I get it. Khloe is his new favorite candy!) And, of course, the person who introduced them was Ron Artest, who has just joined the Lakers and whom I hated him when he was playing with the Houston Rockets. See? He’s already messing with the team chemistry.
Then it occurred to me…Lamar has the largest hands in the NBA. Could it be that the new Mrs. Odom has a spanking fetish? Stranger things have happened. Maybe they’re both into it?
For fantasy sake, let’s go there. The couple exchanged vows on 9/27. L.O. has to report to training camp on 9/29. If they both are spankos and he plans on spanking her during their honeymoon, with hands that big poor Khloe will need a short one! Then she’ll need all the time that he’s away at training camp for her bruised bottom to recover!
Finally, Vanessa Bryant will have another drama queen with whom to share tabloid time. Wait? Kobe’s pretty strict. Maybe he spanks Vanessa, too? Then, there’s always Coach Phil Jackson and team owner Jerry Buss’ daughter Jeanie Buss. Could it be there’s a little daddy/daughter role play going on between them? Hehe…
Last, but not least, a small disclaimer. This is all from the perverted mind of yours truly, so don’t quote me on this stuff. I understand from the news this morning that it was a very nice wedding, although polls show that no one thinks it will last very long. Awww, come on. Give a couple a chance people!
Shhh. Don’t tell!
My hand can’t even palm the ball if I wanted to.
So, here’s the ball size.
Nearest thing in my house in size to Lamar’s hand?
My paddle can't palm the ball either
Topics: Chelsea Pfeiffer - Speaking of Spanking | 12 Comments »
September 30th, 2009 at 12:38 am
Garnett, Pierce, Ray Allen, Rondo, Perk are aiming to do some Laker-spanking of their own this year!
Plus we now have Rasheed Wallace….
btw, VERY funny article Chelsea
I do find Lamar Odom’s nutritonal focus on copious candy consumption quite amusing as well.
Go Celtics!
Dave
September 30th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Ha! The Lakers are set to give out the spankings this year, bub.
September 30th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
I think jeanie spanks phil
October 1st, 2009 at 2:03 pm
hmmm. Interesting notion. She’s so small and eh’s so big!
October 2nd, 2009 at 11:49 am
I’m not a rapers, er, Lakers fan.
October 2nd, 2009 at 11:55 am
Sorry Chelsea,I have to be a brat sometimes.
October 2nd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Hey, at least he was interested in the woman’s rear portion. Besides, she went out and had sex right after her “raped” her probably trying to get pregnant. Sorry girlie, babies don’t come out that way.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I thnk if i got ass raped I would probably not be using my best judegment. It is too bad then especially when the perp has money the victim is on trial and really sad when women hate on other women. I wonder if the Lakers will riot even when they win this year.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
First, let’s get this straight. I’m not hating on the woman. She agreed to go to his room for sex. She probably expected to get paid. She should have been paid. Still, I’m a Lakers fan and probably always will be because I love good basketball. Can we stop hating on me now?
October 7th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I think we need to settle this with a spanking. It’s probably the only way we can work it out. And then we will have a drink. I clearly just miss you.
XXX
Oh yeah, Hi everyone else.
October 7th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Okay. That sounds fair. But, who’s going to get spanked? If we have to wrestle it out first it’ll go hard on you. Then, the drinks, of course. Miss you too!
Ooops! Forgot others were reading this I got so caught up. Hehe…
October 31st, 2009 at 9:55 am
Chelsea i am sending my best wishes to you and Larry to feel better from the flu you have ,love the vid with miss Grace spanking Meow big spanks for her ,and you spanking the cuties ,love to you chelsea and best wishes to larry from tim .