5 stars
Bare Assets — Red Hot Video
Wednesday, August 5th, 2009Three women get spanked in this video. All three are sex trade professionals. All three are a feast for the eyes, stripper-hot. All three get spanked long and hard and with very little mercy.
The first woman calls herself Hollie Stevens. She’s blonde and curvy. Her assets are generous. And no, that’s not a euphemism for saying she’s fat. She’s not. She has an attractive, womanly body.
According to the “plot”, Hollie is supposed to be a fashion model doing a photo shoot. She’s supposed to be a demanding, unprofessional, self-important diva who gets spanked to teach her a lesson. Okay, fair enough, as long as we get to the spanking.
And it comes. RHV Guy grabs pretty, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Holly by the earlobe, pulls her onto his lap, and spanks her butt until it’s red and raw. He turns a grown woman, an adult industry pro, into a bruised, blubbering, sobbing, submissive mess.
He leaves her no dignity. He spanks her speechless, almost breathless. She seems unable to do anything but cry out in pain. With her lying across his lap, he fingers her and describes her as “wetter than a glass of water”. She’s gasping for air by this point, unable to even respond, let alone resist his intrusive groping. He continues fingering. She calms down a bit, her breathing becomes deeper and more regular now that the spanking has subsided. “You like that” he asks her tauntingly, his fingers buried between her legs. “Fuck you” is the reply, but she’s smiling now.
But not for long. He spanks her again and makes her shriek in pain some more.
And when he’s done spanking her, when she’s wailing uncontrollably with each successive blow, he orders her to get off his lap and kneel before him. She does. The segment ends as her hands go to his fly.
Our next stripper is Lenore, who, after her experience, will probably do spanking videos “Nevermore”.
Lenore shows up in casual street clothes, which I find sexier than stripper outfits. They make her look like a hot girl-next-door type. She has a beautiful body. She’s small-waisted, with a tapering torso and generous, natural assets in all the places where they’re supposed to be. She’s no hard-body, but she looks like she takes good care of herself.
Her face is hard to describe. She’s cute enough, but her hair is as blah as it gets. The style, or lack thereof, accentuates her forehead. It’s neither flattering nor sexy. It looks like she put no effort into it for her “shoot”. Her body is great, but she needs a makeover above the shoulders.
Additionally, Lenore is whiny and Valley Girl-ish. She displays a “whatever” attitude during her “photo shoot”. Maybe it’s the attitude of barely even trying to look sexy that gets Lenore in trouble.
Anyway, she gets spanked in much the same way as Hollie Stevens. She gets grabbed by the ear, pulled across RHV Guy’s lap, and spanked into a shrieking, crying, tear-stained mess.
Lenore screams, begs and pleads with RHV Guy for the ordeal to be over. At one point she cries “I’ll do whatever you want”. For most men, that would be a golden opportunity. He could make her count strokes. He could make her call him “Sir”. He could make her repeat that she’s a bad girl. He could make her apologize. He could make her perform sexual acts. He could get his fingers wet again. The possibilities are wonderful to contemplate. He could humble her and demonstrate his control in whatever way he chooses.
And RHV Guy does … nothing. He just keeps on spanking. He appears to be in the zone, some kind of zen-like trance. He spanks her until he’s done, whenever that is. Maybe some switch gets thrown in his brain, like an alcoholic who’s reached his saturation point.
Then RHV Guy dumps Lenore off of his lap and onto the floor. This toned and pretty woman, who acted like a blase, detached sex trade pro just twenty short minutes ago, is now blubbering on floor like a little girl, snot-nosed and submissive. “Learned your lesson?” he taunts. “Yes!” she cries with feeling, to the cadence of her sobs. He smacks her rear end again, and she shrieks in pain.
Realizing it’s not safe to lie down within his reach, Lenore pulls herself up to her unsteady legs and blubbers her way into bathroom, where she continues to sob. The camera follows her there. At this point she’s too shell-shocked to even shut the door behind her.
Third in line for the treatment is a woman who calls herself Sherrie. She has a thick head of bottle-blond hair, dark roots and a pronounced Northeast accent. Like the other two, she has a great body and an attractive face. She’s tall, slender and leggy, with fake boobs that are big but not too big. She has a beautifully toned and sexy back and set of shoulders that are on display throughout the spanking. And unlike the other two women, Sherrie really is rather demanding and diva-esque during her photo shoot.
I should point out that RHV expects the women to act like uncooperative, self-important models on a job, so that the spanking they subsequently get seems like the comeuppance they deserve. But the girls generally can’t act like divas, even if they really are ones in real life, so this initial segment generally goes nowhere. Sherrie, on the other hand, pulls it off fairly well. I’m looking forward to her spanking.
It’s a nice one. Not as long or as hard as the other two, but hard enough. Sherrie whimpers and moans and gasps as the blows rain down. Previously demanding and bossy, she becomes extremely cooperative. She apologizes for her misdeeds and promises not to be mean again. She counts strokes for RHV Guy, calling him “Sir”. While over his lap she clutches his leg during the ordeal. She even presses her face against his thigh, like a medieval supplicant begging for mercy.
Whatever she does, it seems to work. I have no doubt that RHV Guy could have spanked her into the same sobbing mess as the other two girls. But he doesn’t. He stops before she gets there. He leaves her whimpering and gasping, but with at least a few thin shreds of dignity left.
In conclusion, this movie is an affront. Grown, professional women are treated abominably. I can’t say they’re treated like children, or like dogs, because no one would treat a child or a dog like this. The women are pummeled mercilessly on just the slimmest of pretexts. They are left beaten and bruised, sobbing and stripped, humbled and humiliated.
In other words, I loved it. I watched it twice, and I plan to watch it again. This one is a classic.
Discipline Lessons — Asphyxiation Films
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009Two incorrigible schoolgirls receive a very unusual punishment. Instead of a single spanking session, they’ve been signed over by their parents to live under the same roof as their head master for next two years. This movie is about the very first day of this new living arrangement. The Head is older man. He’s brusque and rough around the edges. He lectures the girls in a way that invites no input from them in return. He’s not there to “relate” to them as some kind of mentor or role model. He’s just there to discipline them.
The girls look great. They are sisters, Angela and Jessica. They are both blondes, with some help from the bottle. They are both appropriately young-looking. Angela looks insolent and rebellious. She stares sullenly when the Head speaks to her. I can’t wait to see her get spanked. Jessica takes on a more demure and attentive demeanor when he speaks to her. Both young women are attractive in different ways, so there’s good variety in the models. The Head’s job, in his words, is to “train” the girls to be “obedient”. He takes his job seriously. He cares much more about his job than their feelings. He orders them about as if they are the lowest of servants. He begins by making insolent Angela kneel before him. She looks down but he holds her chin up and makes her look him in the eye. He lectures her and slaps her face to make sure she is paying attention. He talks derogatorily about her and makes her reply “yes sir” throughout. He takes the young woman over his knee, hikes her skirt and begins spanking. Her generous ass looks wonderful in white panties. There are also some great shots of her face, her expression reflecting her humiliation. And that’s just the beginning. The Head yanks down her panties and spanks her bare rear end. He continues to lecture her in his condescending way, and continues to make her say “yes sir” to his scolding. The spanking itself isn’t hard. But the humiliation is painful. Next it’s pretty Jessica’s turn to kneel before him and get lectured, slapped and spanked. And of course she must answer with the requisite “yes sir”. “Are you going to please me?” he demands. “Yes sir.” is the obedient reply. Louder! Yes sir. You’re certainly going to do better! Yes sir. I can’t hear you. Yes sir. These girls had a very easy script to learn. They barely say anything but “yes sir” throughout the movie.
The Head’s control is complete. He makes them stand in the corner with their skirts hiked. He makes them kneel. He makes them bend over. He orders their legs apart. He makes them turn and watch the spanking of the other. He makes them turn back around again and face the wall. He makes them say “yes sir” to each of his commands, all of his whims. He does a little session with a slipper on rebellious Angela. It’s not a hard session, but she sniffles and gets teary. He mocks her tears. He brushes her hair from her face to make her humiliation more photogenic for the camera. As a fan of face shots, I appreciate that. The once haughty Angela is now looking very sorry for herself He even tells the girls to “perk your bottom up”, in order to make their rear ends more photogenic (not that they need it), and to make his job easier as he spanks. And of course they obey him. After the slipper session, he makes Angela get completely naked and stand in the corner. Her body is lush, generous and beautiful.
Jessica gets a slipper session next. She suffers through it. Then she is made to strip naked as well. Her breasts are phenomenal. Naked, hands on her head, beautiful breasts on full display, she gets lectured. Then they are both ordered to sit naked on the sofa and face him. Completely nude, they sit obediently for more scolding. They respond with the required yes sir’s. Next they come over his knee for naked spankings. He also makes them parade for him. He makes lewd comments. He even makes Angela stand before him for a pussy spanking while Jessica is over his knee. Then Jessica gets a pussy spanking while he paws her breasts. The movie continues in this vein, with paddling, strapping and caning of the naked, humbled and obedient schoolgirls. They have to count and say “thank you, Sir” or “I’m sorry, Sir”.
None of the punishment is physically severe, although it gets harder as it continues. The bottoms get red and sore, but not bruised or battered. You see some stripes from the cane, but this movie is not about the breaking of wills through physical pain. As far as the infliction of psychological and emotional pain, however, this movie is among the most powerful I’ve seen. It’s a study in discipline and control, not a lesson in dermatological abrasions. The girls are humbled in ways that outstrip a physical beating. They are slapped, insulted, stripped, paraded, groped, mocked, manipulated, humiliated, and ordered about like dogs. And they are made to subserviently reply “yes sir” every step of the way. I’ve seen quite a few “spanked schoolgirl” movies, and this one is definitely a cut above most of them. I highly recommend it.
Discipline Lessons Asphyxiation Films
Blazing Paddles 2
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009Another from JV, let us know what you think…
I can’t believe that this video only has a 3 star rating. I give it 5 stars. Blazing Paddles 2 is another masterpiece by the Vinyl Queen. Beginning with the entrance of the Vinyl Queen wearing a very short skirt and boots on her beautiful body with her long dark hair flowing around her beautiful face to the end when she really lays it on with a huge paddle using both hands to grip the long handle like a baseball bat to deliver home run swats to the lucky man’s ass. This is a very hot video. Her voice is awesome as she talks throughout this video while walking back and forth between delivering swats. Her body, especially her legs and ass are awesome. Paddles of all kinds, straps,and a cane are all used to perfection. I would love to be in a few videos being punished by this awesome woman, perhaps Blazing Paddles 4,5,and 6. I guess I can dream. After watching this video I could not think of anything else for quite some time, and when I did think about it I got hard every time.
Soccer Mom Spank Off!
Friday, October 17th, 2008Soccer Mom Spank Off
Chelsea Pheiffer Entertainment
Oh my god, this is the best spanking movie I’ve seen in a long time.
Chelsea Pheiffer Entertainment brings you ‘Soccer Mom Spank Off’ which features some of the best acting I’ve seen on videos.spanking.com. As well as some ass-ringing, red-rumped goodness.
The action starts off when one soccer mom visits another soccer mom at her house. The two sit down, trade civilities about each other’s khakis, and then begin to discuss their two sons, and the athletic scholarship that both boys are competing for.
It’s not long before the courtesies break down, and the mother start arguing over the merits of their own particular son. Eventually, things get personal as they mothers start to insult each other.
When the visiting mother has had enough, she tries to storm out of the room, but is snagged by Lana and thrown over her knee.
We get some nice alternating cheek hand spanking over Maggie’s baggy mom pants. Lana is determined to teach Maggie some discipline, and also demands that Maggie take what she learns and uses it on her unruly son.
Against her will, Maggie is forced to pull her pants down, and reveal her plum buttom, to Lana’s stern hand. At this point, Maggie’s ass is already a nice, rich scarlet color, and it’s only going to get deeper now that she’s about to get some bare-ass spanking.
I’ll tell you what, Maggie (Clare Fonda) has a sweet ass. It’s nicely shaped with ample flesh and a gorgeous creamy hue that makes it a nice blank pallate for Lana’s (Pfeiffer) strokes.
The whole time she’s getting hand spanked, Maggie remains quite argumentative. But that all end once the flat-handled brush comes out. It’s just deep, fast blows to her ass with the brush. You know when you’re spanking an ass, and it turns deep red, but then it actually starts to turn white as you push the blood away from the area that you’re focusing on. That’s when the blue starts settling into the red, and you know that the spankee is really in the heat of it.
Maggies tears don’t stop Lana. But, once Maggie says she’s going to report Lana to the Soccer League, Lana stops, and starts to reconsider her actions. “Isn’t there some way we can keep this between us?” she asks.
Obviously, you know what happens next… (wait till you see Pfeiffer’s sweet ass)
Check this movie out. I can’t even begin to explain how much I enjoyed it. The acting is just so good. The ladies are both really funny, and are able to stay in character the whole time. And I’ll say that they’re both real pros when it comes to playing the ass bongo…
School Swats
Thursday, September 18th, 2008Oh Donna, you look so nervous. She sits on the stool, cradling the wooden paddle that will eventually be slapped up against her fleshy ass. As she sits through her interview, she gulps uncomfortably, can’t keep her eyes on her interview. She’s listening to him tell her how paddling is still done in many Coloradean schools, and I guess she’s started to put herself in the student’s position. As she answers more of his questions we hear that she’d been hand-spanked a bit as a teenager, and that it hurt quite a bit.
I love this beginning, because it’s just a nice slow build of tension for Donna, and it keeps building until her halfway through her spanking.
She’s paddled low with a wooden paddle. Initially, she’s still wearing her jeans. But, they don’t do much to buffer his strikes. There’s a wonderfully sharp snap that accompanies each of his measured strokes, and they’re accompanied by her breathy exhalations.
After only five or six strikes, he has her slide her jeans down and reveal the results. There was no holding back, so even though it wasn’t a prolonged session, her ass is still swollen and brushed with developing bruises.
The video continues this pattern of interview and spanking for about an hour. And for as repetitive as it is, it doesn’t get old. I’m a fame of the psychological nuances involved with any good session, and I found that this video really allows for the viewer to see these little bits of information that really fill out spanking sessions.
My favorite scene after the first one features a incredibly cute asian girl named Kim. The reason why I like this scene in particular is that she remains sort of super-calm during her interview, which may or may not be a sign of the true state of her nerves. I like to think that she’s just trying to convince herself that she’s not scared. I tend to think this because once she’s getting spanked, her whole demeanor changes, and she actually seems to take his licks with the most writhing out of all the girls. Another added bonus of this scene is that she’s got a really nice ass. It’s nice and big, making it a ideal striking pad for the wooden paddle. She really takes it hard, and her ass glows like a beacon.

The movie is doing very well on videos.spanking.com, so make sure to check it out.
Vintage Spanking Celebration
Monday, April 14th, 2008Five Stars, for light spanking aficionados
The Intimate Diary of Mr. Leon feels like a Blake Edwards comedy from the 70’s (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001175/), only deliciously pornographic! Along with plenty of light-hearted spankings, this movie provides long, lingering oral & penetrations, from intriguingly intimate angles. And cum shots! Every spanking culminates in a seriously hot fuck, meticulously filmed, edited & polished to Hollywood quality. Bravo!
There’s plot, too, and believable acting. Plus, seven different spanking/fucking scenes, two cool “fantasy” sequences, and one orgy with Mr. Leon in the middle of five naked, sex-crazed lovelies. Mr. Leon’s story is told with wit & sensuality, and is really, really graphic, to boot. A fantastic movie to introduce someone to spanking — it’s almost impossible to watch these hot, erotic scenes without getting caught up in the excitement.
Mr. Leon narrates his entre into the world of spanking, after we watch him finishing up a humdrum day at the office, followed by a very interesting “appointment” with a vocally appreciative woman. Mr. Leon tells us how his earliest memories involve spanking, as we see his beautiful mother, lovingly powdering his infant bottom. Then, there’s a disconcerting bath tub scene with a strapping young boy and negligee-clad MILF (is that supposed to be his mom?!)…
He had a spanking epiphany, so to speak, with his girlfriend, Elizabeth. She cheated on him with the gardener, and when Mr. Leon caught them, he punished her with a spanking. I love their encounter in the garden: her legs kicking astride his lap, thighs & bare bottom enveloped in the frilly folds of her floral dress. She gets so turned on…
But that was a long time ago. Mr. Leon now works in a bank, and one night his boss invites him home to dinner. The conversation turns to Elizabeth, and how much his boss & his wife enjoyed the story. The boss confesses their lives have no meaning anymore, shows them an array of sex toys they’ve tried, numerous times, to no avail. Leon is not surprised. “It has to be done by hand,” he insists.
The boss asks if what worked with Elizabeth might work with his wife, and Mr. Leon agrees enthusiastically that they must give spanking a try. “Spanking prevents boredom and recaptures true love!” he tells them. They retreat to the salon, where he recognizes the chair he sat upon when he spanked Elizabeth. He sits erect, and the boss’s wife undoes her blonde up-do, spilling her hair gracefully down her shoulders. She’s got a slim, ballerina-type build, quite elegant.
Her husband settles down in a shadow-y corner to watch the action, and play “sexy time” records on the stereo. He watches with great interest as his wife is tossed over Mr. Leon’s lap — her black skirt pulled up, her panties pulled down, her ass cheeks full & round & vulnerable to his spirited spanking. Faster & faster he hits, as her cries of pain-pleasure build to a climax!
She slides off his lap, strips out of her black lingerie, pulls down his pants & fucks him right in front of her man. Again, excellent camera work — really lush & explicit. Her husband strips his clothes off & crawls, naked, across the floor to them. He kisses & caresses his wife, as she grinds astride Mr. Leon. She blows her husband, receiving dick from behind. Uncircumcised money shot, all over her belly.
Oh the magic of a good spanking! The next day at work, Mr. Leon’s boss walks right past him on his way out the door, in his hurry to passionately embrace his wife. Well done, Mr. Leon…
His next conquest, a local lady shopkeeper, accosts Mr. Leon as he’s running errands. She leads him to a back room, where she hands him some money & tells him she needs a good spanking. Mr. Leon purposefully takes the seat she has prepared for him, and there’s a cute drum-roll as he smoothes his hand over her naked buttocks, and then… SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
Each blow is punctuated by an endearing cry from Ms. Shopkeeper. She squeals & appears to have a great time throughout the spanking, then stands before him, breathless, expectant. He lowers his pants, pulls her onto his lap once more, only this time, facing him. The camera brings us THISCLOSE as their goodies connect, and closer, still, as they plunge into each other with more & more urgency, until sweet release.
So, the narrative tells us, Ms. Shopkeeper comes to take care of him, and set him up with other clients. She also helps him perfect his art, wink, wink. They stroll out to a dim ballroom, where he dramatically takes a seat in a spot-lit chair. “If you’ll permit me,” he announces, “I’m going to introduce you to the marvelous world of asses.”
What follows is a dream-like sequence that includes dozens of beautiful naked women swaying to music as Mr. Leon joyously celebrates spanking & the feminine bottom. My favorite part is when he goes thru a litany of butt-types, such as apple-shaped, pear-shaped, pancake, square, plum pudding, the cinema-scope or “mega-ass”… and so on.
The girls circle him, and one of them hands him some money, which he takes before pulling her over his lap. “A spanking should begin with a caress…” Mr. Leon explains. They all walk over to a big bed, and get freaky under glowing red ambient lighting. Stellar guy-on-girl and girl-on-girl action ensues. The chicks pass his cock around like a joint at a Dead show, and the scene culminates in a mass of undulating limbs & torsos.
Mr. Leon’s next client promises to be a handful. “Be careful,” Ms. Shopkeeper warns him on his way out, “She’s a very smart customer…” Indeed, Madame — as she’s called — is a high-level executive, with assistants who size up her new prospect as he waits to be of service. Finally, he is led to her office, where he demands her ass and self-confidently takes control.
She slowly strips to white bra, panties & garters/stockings as he watches. She removes her bra, and he turns her around, leans her over the desk, literally tears off her panties and spanks her bare cheeks. She cries out for him to stop, but soon changes her tune. “I love it! I love it! I have a beautiful ass!” she cries, and yes, she really does look like she’s loving it. And her ass is quite magnificent.
She calls for her assistant, Francoise, who arrives naked with a steno pad. Madame raves about how spanking clears the mind, and then Mr. Leon declares it’s time to make sure she’s properly fucked. Ah! Yet another spectacular sex scene — the lovely Francoise strokes her boss, kisses her… they all lie down on the floor, and Mr. Leon creeps away to watch the ladies pleasure each other. After a lot of oral & manual stimulation, he fucks Madame and then blows his load into Francoise’s mouth, while both girls enthusiastically lick up every drop.
Later, Madame comes to him at work, offering to pay him a handsome salary if he’ll give her regular spankings. With politeness & dignity, he firmly tells her that he’ll spank her whenever she wishes, but he prefers to maintain his freedom to choose who he spanks, and the time & place. She huffs away, clearly displeased that Mr. Leon cannot be brought into her circle of attendants.
The movie takes a voyeuristically incestuous detour when our professional spanker meets “The Colonel,” an older gentleman with an unruly, disrespectful daughter whom he only wants to make happy on her 18th birthday. “Screw you!” she tells Mr. Leon, and despite her attitude, stringy hair and unflattering glasses, she’s a cute girl — young & sexy.
Her father listens behind a closed door as she & Mr. Leon exchange insults. After a brief chase, she strips naked & comes onto him. “Not yet,” she’s told, and then tossed across his knee and spanked on her pale, firm ass cheeks. Of course, she resists at first, and then succumbs to the rush. Her father peeps thru a keyhole as she expertly sucks off her birthday present, and then snuggles into him with satisfaction.
Mr. Leon is drained at work afterwards, which leads to another fantasy sequence, where he imagines a sexy striptease/spanking with a female customer. This scene is filmed all in white, thru a lens filter that creates a hazy, dreamy atmosphere — reminds me of the “Beauty School Dropout” number from Grease. His mind runs wild, and he gets a little carried away as they do business, humorously savoring the smell of her hand thru the glass divider between them.
Two more spanking scenes to go! I don’t wanna spoil the surprise of this next one, but let’s just say a blast from the past leads to crazy-hot widow sex — while a dead husband lies nearby in repose! This scene, in particular, has some outstanding natural lighting that adds to the spontaneity of their up-close-n-personal carnal action. Her skin shines as she sensuously rubs his jism over her tummy & breasts.
The movie’s last spanking involves a young, shapely traffic warden who has irritated Ms. Shopkeeper for the last time. Mr. Leon is told he must donate his services towards teaching this girl a lesson. He creeps down the dark basement with a flashlight, unchains a heavy wooden door, and encounters a confused & hysterical chick in an adorable red uniform.
“Sadist! Pervert!” she screams, as he throws her over his knee, yanks up her skirt, rolls down her black lace panties and delivers firm, resolute smacks to her squirming bottom. She kicks & squeals; he scolds her to be quiet, to concentrate. “Oh no! Oh no!” she yells, and then, “Oh yes! Oh yes! Yes! YES!”
Soon, they’re humping like animals. Mr. Leon thrusts into her from behind, grinding against the cellar’s rough stone wall. Terrific camera angles, escalating groans of pleasure, some intense, orgasmic facial contortions, and then suddenly, the action cuts to Mr. Leon walking around the city, while his pensive narrative returns.
He ruminates about how spanking is an equalizer, a liberator. “Joy has been provided. Buttocks are experiencing a new awakening. Asses are more beautiful than ever!” his voiceover declares. He arrives at the home of a glamorous beauty, who strips naked as he declares it’s more important to receive than to give. After tossing some money at her, he lies naked across her lap while she cheerfully swats his bare bottom.
A female voiceover chimes in, now, expounding on the splendor of spanking as Mr. Leon’s cheeks redden with every blow. The final speech is too good to not quote:
“If one were to reflect on Leon’s craft & skill, one would discover that it carries a profound message. From the very beginning, the spanking has been misunderstood, thus depriving women of many pleasures…
“In these modern times, we tend to slide backwards, using the spanking for punishment. This is a sad mistake. Leon is here in our midst to prove to us that this practice, filled with beauty, health & majesty, revives feelings & revitalizes our innermost desires. It resumes the bonds of marriage, relieves congestion of the spirit & galvanizes our energies. May all husbands and wives, lovers in distress, the passive ones, the shy ones, the tender ones, and all the asses that have fallen flat, hear this wonderful message!”
And so, the movie wraps up with dozens of quickie spanking vignettes — naked bodies & playful sex/spankings accompanied by peppy, feel-good music. What a charmingly titillating movie! Mr. Leon’s adventures will inspire you to spank someone you love.
One for the Record Books
Sunday, March 16th, 2008RED HEAD, RED HAND, RED BOTTOM
Four and a half stars oh hell, make it Five!
I am exhausted.
I have just watched “Red Head, Red Hand, Red Bottom,” and I think finally my heart is slowing back down to normal speed. Whew!
The spanking started off strong, quickly became severe, and then turned into such a ruthless ass-whooping I almost shed tears. The blows are so intense, the camera angles are so intimate, it’s like you’re right there with her, smack for smack. If you’re into hard-core spankings, you simply MUST experience this movie!
The action begins with a ladies hand — long, red-polished fingers — stroking a tawse (a strap of black leather split into three tails) as a young woman’s narration fills us in about how she went to school in a lot of different countries, and in England, bad girls got the rod, so to speak.
First, you were whacked on the palm of your hand, and if you flinched, “you’d get it somewhere else.” Standing before a pool table, our girl’s an auburn-haired cutie in a short tartan skirt and red tank top, with charmingly boyish black crew socks on her feet. She stoically holds out her hand, preparing for the blow… doh! She flinches!
Resigned, she dutifully turns around, bends over the pool table, and with a defiant flicker of her eyes, rolls up her flouncy skirt. She gives us a nice long look at her red bikini panties, then peels them down to show us her gorgeous, graceful bum. I’m not sure, but I think I see the marks from a previous spanking on her ass (if so, this girl bumps up from “seriously bad-ass” to “marginally insane,” in my book).
The tawse caresses her butt, and our screen divides discreetly to provide a really innovative view: 2/3rds of the screen shows us her butt being spanked, and the other 1/3rd covers her face reacting to every blow. I’ve seen variations of this technique in other movies and found it distracting, but here Red Crescendo gets it right — it’s not obtrusive at all, and in fact, really does add to the experience.
I also appreciate how there’s no dialog (apart from limited narration) and almost no interaction between her & the guy administering her punishment. We hardly see him at all — he’s a nameless, faceless, black-clothed disciplinarian, with evidently no interest in his subject apart from inflicting the pain she deserves.
And what pain it is… Her flesh immediately flushes as the first stinging smacks descend. Our girl appears focused on making it thru her spanking; she does her best to remain cool. She doesn’t make a lot of noise, but when she does cry out, you can really see the pain in her eyes. These aren’t crocodile tears! Also, I love how her back arches when the tawse teases her inner thighs, how she trembles with anticipation between blows.
I could’ve done without the classical music accompaniment — is that Vivaldi?– but thankfully, it fades out around the movie’s halfway point, when our disciplinarian’s hands appear in menacing black gloves, smoothing ice over Red’s battered cheeks and then taking up another tawse, this time a Scottish one, to continue our girl’s thorough spanking.
Tawse trivia: did you know that a rural town in Scotland created tawses specifically for use by educators? A man named John Dick used specially-tanned leather to produce four different weights: Light, Medium, Heavy and Extra Heavy. Apparently, John Dick originals are collectors items that sell for thousands of dollars these days. I’d love to see that on Antiques Roadshow…
But I digress. Point is, the scene changes as our girl’s voiceover tells us about Scottish tawses, and then we have her bent over the same pool table again, and… WHACK! Oh man, this second tawse — an “extra heavy” — hits h-a-r-d. We get the split screen again, so you can fully witness the brutality. She’s breathing heavily, obviously trying to soldier thru but gasping & squealing & howling despite herself.
Incredible marks appear! Perfectly-rendered imprints of the long, rectangular tawse burn on her ass. He teases her with the straps, lingering over her thighs and between them. Extreme close-ups show us her tortured skin, broken capillaries, her slack, shaved pussy lips. More ice is applied, and then the camera shifts to another deliciously unexpected view: underneath!
It’s like we’re lying under the pool table, looking up between her legs. We see her belly, pussy, the front of her thighs… and the twin curves of her butt cheeks, silhouetted against the ceiling. Rivulets of water snake around her legs, almost dripping on us! And then, the spanking continues from this remarkable angle, and it’s really cool to see her bracing herself for each blow — tummy muscles tighten, legs flex… I love the ripples of her flesh when the tawse makes contact, too.
The spanking goes on, and our view returns to show our girl from behind, where sharp red marks stand out shockingly on her creamy white skin. Good grief, I can’t believe she’s enduring this! At 13:19, one of the red spots on her right cheek looks like it’s oozing… by 13:40, she’s clearly bleeding, and things get even worse from here.
The camera fades to a new scene, where Red is standing, naked, before a rack of pool cues. Terrific body, by the way — interesting tattoo. She fetches one of the wooden cues, assumes her position bent over the pool table, and patiently awaits her punishment. At first, the pool cue merely teases her… slides across her battered bottom… and then, CRACK! Right across her butt! Damn, that pool cue hits so hard, it’s difficult to watch.
She jumps as he spanks her pussy & thighs with rather alarming ferocity. Without the classical music playing, you can hear every slap against her skin, every violent impact, every controlled breath needed for her to maintain self-control. The ass whopping continues in slow-motion: the force of each blow purls thru her whole body, from her butt, thru her back and shoulders… even her boobs sway. The screen divides again, here, and the look on her face is precious, as she tries so hard to keep her cool.
Oh, the carnage! The beating splashes drops of blood across her cheeks like a demented Jackson Pollack canvas. How does this girl stand such pain? She’s now being spanked by what looks like a sorority paddle (Go, Cyclones!), as she leans forward with her hands propped against her locked knees, legs spread. She whimpers sweetly, and by now there’s real fear in her eyes between blows (as well there should be).
The paddle drops to the floor with a clatter, and the Extra Hard tawse returns. She’s ordered to spread her legs so he can spank her defenseless pussy, and then finally the last five minutes or so bring the most forceful, vicious swats of all. Her legs quake, her body bucks forward with each impact… Extreme close-ups savor the serious damage done to her butt, which is pretty much shredded from this disturbing ordeal.
Red Crescendo proves that a simple spanking story can soar to legendary status when executed with style, originality and unflinching determination. Major kudos to our girl, too, whose poise & attractiveness are surpassed only by her preternatural tolerance for pain. Watch this with someone who makes your heart go bump, and get ready to test your limits!
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