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Friday, October 31st, 2008Chesea Spanks Ashley & Asia
Chelsea Pfeiffer Entertainment
Well, I’ll admit, I’m not as in to this video as the last Chelsea Pfeiffer video I reviewed. The reason being, there’s no build up. Now, I know that for some of you, build up, and plot is sort of like extraneous bullshit that you can do without. But, for me, I like that shit. If it’s done well, it sort of adds to the tension of the situation -and it’s this tension that sort of adds to the eroticism for me.
I will say, that even though this thing is sans-plot, it’s still pretty awesome. And here’s why. You’re in for a hell of a treat. Asia has one of the nicest asses I’ve seen in a spanking video, if not the nicest. It’s just so sexy. Perfect shape, perfect mix between flesh and muscle.
Chelsea starts of spanking it through her tight jeans, then after a few minutes slips her jeans down and spanks her through her cute cotton panties. Something I liked is the report between the two. Things stay sort of light-hearted -joking banter. But, about halfway through their session, Asia starts to fatigue, and slowly, ever so slowly her laughter slips into moaning. Her face scrunches, her breathing gets faster, and next thing you know she’s sounding like she’s halfway between orgasm and agony. Got to hand it Chelsea, she knows how to pace her blows, knows how to distribute every slap.
Once the hard plastic paddle comes out, Asia’s completely in the pain.
Next we have Ashley. She’s come to seek out Chelsea’s services to make amends with herself for being such a bitch to her boyfriend. This scene’s sort of nice because Ashley gets OTK’d while wearing a dress. I like this because it obscures the Chelsea’s work, so when she finally lifts the skirt, Ashley’s already nice and red. At this point, Chelsea admits that she’s started to spank her girls “harder and harder” lately.
Once the skirt comes down, Ashley really starts to squirm. I really like the OTK positioning of this scene. Ashley can barely keep herself up with her palms on the floor. She’s really in an already uncomfortable position, let alone Chelsea giving her repeated blows from her heavy hand, and chastising her for being such a bitch.
There is one technical issue that eventually got to me. There’s a lot of annoying camera movement. I’m not asking for a dead shot, with no movement, and in fact, I like how the camera man shifts between Chelsea’s hand and Ashley’s hot ass, and then to Ashley’s suffering face, but it takes him way to long to settle the shot. So, there’s a lot of wobbling.
It’s funny how Chelsea introduces Ashley’s ass to the paddle. She tells her that more you get spanked, the more tolerance you get for spanking, and therefor the more spanking you can take. Which is true! It’s just sort of a nice little jab she gives Ashley before she lays the paddle down on the poor girl’s glowing butt.
This scene features a few other positions besides OTK. At one point, she’s got Ashley ass-naked from the waist down, and kneeling on a chair. We get to see Ashley’s ass right up to the lens, and see her nice, tight, rosebud pussy. Chelsea works on her with a cane for awhile until she hears Ashley giggle. Chelsea actually seems to get annoyed by this -and not in a scripted way. So, then she whips out the flat-brush and really works in a nice sting to quiet Ashley. But, she doesn’t stop with the brush. She has Ashley stand up, rub her amazing ass to reduce the sting, and then bend back over. I love all this movement because it really accentuates Ashley’s ass. I’ll tell you what, it’s amazing. It really turned me on. The deal was sealed for me once Ashley starts panting heavily when Chelsea breaks out the cat o’nine-tails. I really loved this segment because of the positioning, and because of Chelsea’s tone.
Again, Chelsea always has above average production quality, there’s always a nice charm about her and the girls, and she always features super-attractive spankee’s. All in all, I’m sure you’ll get off on this one, as I did.
Chesea Spanks Ashley & Asia
Chelsea Pfeiffer Entertainment
Two Treats in One
Thursday, September 18th, 2008
I’m a sucker for a double-feature, so this selection from the early 90’s was a no-brainer. The first movie is the longest and most involved but the second gets points for packing their 20 minutes chock full o’ man-on-hot-chick spanking. So hard to pick a favorite!
“The Invitation,” begins in an adult bookstore. A slim, young brunette flips furtively through some magazines as the buxom blonde shop owner keeps a curious eye on her. “May I help you?” she finally asks in a delightful British accent (fyi: turns out, everyone in this pic is British). The brunette explains that she’s especially interested in woman-on-woman spanking material. The blonde sidles up to her, and together they leaf thru a magazine.
The blonde asks if she’s ever been spanked by a woman. The brunette confesses that it’s always been her fantasy. What a coincidence! The blonde is into spanking, too. The ladies agree to meet for a coffee after work to watch some films “or maybe whatever after that.” They continue flipping thru the magazine, pointing out noteworthy asses and particularly well-spanked cheeks.
The blonde rings up her purchase, then they shoo a male customer out the door, and close shop. All this build-up adds realism and dramatic tension, but I found myself getting impatient: come on! Let’s bring on the spankings! Fortunately, immediately after they lock the door behind him, the blonde asks her new acquaintance if she’d give her a look at her bottom.
They exchange names (blonde = Stephanie, brunette = Joanna) and then Stephanie brings Joanna a stool to kneel on, leaning over the counter, her butt lifted high behind her. Stephanie notes how nice it is, a little skinny but round & firm, as well. She strokes & smacks solidly thru Joanna’s acid-wash jeans. Stephanie observes she’s handling things nicely, and lets her dominant side show when she adjusts her position sharply.
Afterward a few minutes, Stephanie tells her to get down, and the two banter lightly for awhile — building more tension, I suppose, but unfortunately the sound isn’t great, and I’m not all that interested in how much the magazines are. I get the important part, though: they’re gonna go back to Stephanie’s place and experiment. Stephanie fetches a thin bamboo cane before slipping out the door…
When the next scene faded in, my heart fell a little. Oh dear. The lighting’s way too bright to see the fine grades of pinks, reds and roses that are so key in my enjoyment of spanking movies. Such a shame, cause this is a sweet scenario, and even without the best color, a delicious uber-polite drama unfolds:
STEPHANIE: Would you like to take your jeans off?
JOANNA: Shall I?
STEPHANIE: If you’d like…
Oh, she’d like. She stands and removes her jacket, belt, jeans, boots… Joanna is all flawless creamy white skin, in a black bra & panties.
JOANNA: So what are you going to do to me?
Stephanie explains that first of all, she’s going to examine her bottom while thinking about what she plans to do to her bottom. She has a favorite whip she’d like to exercise, and Joanna says she’s game. Stephanie instructs her to bend at the waist, head on the couch, ass in the air. Stephanie inspects her butt, once more, and administers some warm-up spanks. She notes the cheeks have taken some color already but unfortunately, this isn’t apparent to the viewer.
Stephanie now positions her across her lap for a good sound spanking. “Didn’t know what you were getting yourself in for today, did you?” she quips before delivering firm smacks upon each butt cheek. She smoothes the skin between blows, too, delicately tracing her fingers in a cooling motion while commenting on the warmth brewing.
“Nice ‘n pink!” she says, and this time the camera angle is a little better… I can kinda see the rosiness but then the angle switches, and instead it’s Joanna’s face in the frame, looking quite distressed but also delighted. She wriggles around on Stephanie’s lap, and is immediately reprimanded. This spanking is all business!
Soon, Joanna’s panties are off, and she’s bent over the couch again, this time enduring a wide leather strap. Stephanie’s firm but not cruel — her strong stroke is mitigated by a modest wind-up. I love her demeanor, too: calm, cool and in-control. She reminds me of a cat, the way she rubs her whole body along Joanna’s exposed flesh…
Ever the good mentor, she takes a break to check in with her charge: sit down, how are you doing, is this all you fantasized it’d be? Good! Time for the cane!
Turns out, Joanna will be the first to feel her “virgin whip” across her ass. Stephanie stands her up, turns her around, bends her over… tension builds as she inspects her ass, and notes how red stripes will soon be criss-crossing her taut pink cheeks. She wonders aloud how many strokes her bottom can take. She’s rather bossy as she adjusts her form.
The first stroke is gentle (“Say thank you…”). The second and third strokes are much harder, and continue for a good while. Stephanie caresses her cheeks sensually between swipes, and Joanna displays admirable self-control, barely making a peep until, after about a dozen strokes, she finally begins gasping, “Ow!” but otherwise remains steadfast.
In a sweet, lilting voice, Stephanie announces another ten strokes. She counts off five and then says, “OK, bitch, you’re gonna take five more… ” Quickly, she fires off one, two, three, four, five strokes while Joanna wriggles around in hot-butt agony. Well done, Stephanie tells her, but warns that’s just starters. Next time, she’ll get her bull whip out.
Joanna suggests they trade places; Stephanie bends over & offers her ass up for a few warm-up spankings. With both their bottoms nice ‘n toasty, the girls decide to continue their fun upstairs in the bedroom.
The second movie, Surrogate Maid, is not quite as story- or character-driven as The Invitation. What we have is your basic Naughty-Wife-Punished-By-Husband situation. Our girl, another pretty brunette, makes a mess of her kitchen while she tries to prepare breakfast. Her husband accuses her of drinking too much at a party, and flirting with other men She’s a disaster, he says, and he’s going to teach her a lesson!
He pulls up her skirt to reveal a s-p-l-e-n-d-i-d ass, beautifully framed in red lace panties & black garters/stockings. Sweet black heels, too. Interesting camera angles throughout this movie: you rarely see their faces, the action is focused on her drumming hand and her round, fleshy (but not too fleshy!) bottom.
I love how authoritarian he looks in his suit, and his strict, scolding rap makes my knees a little weak. He quizzes her on how much she had to drink, chides her for screwing up. He punctuates his points with firm, steady slaps upon her cheeks. She’s calm, almost deadpan during her punishment — towards the end, though, things speed up a bit and she exclaims, “Ow!” a few times; otherwise, she’s a trooper.
He sends her upstairs to change into a French maid’s outfit — she looks adorable, scrubbing the floor in her frilly black & white costume, and even cuter, posing for her hubby her hands over her head. He bends her over (“Touch your toes…”) and then smacks her ass with a wooden spoon, nice!
I love how he expertly flicks/swipes it across her cheeks, and how the camera picks up her jiggling flesh. Damn, I wish this movie were better lit, too, cause I’d love to see some color!
Finally, a new angle provides some pinkness, and then he positions her over his lap for a traditional spanking, over the knee, with his bare hand and also with the spoon. He has her count out the final ten, then notes how he could fry an egg on her red-hot bottom. Unfortunately, because of the poor lighting, we have to take his word for it.
Still, there’s more to a good spanking movie than rosy cheeks, and you’ll find plenty in both of these movies to tickle your sweet spot. Want more? How ‘bout some cool bonus footage that doesn’t pull any punches:
CANINGS & COLD SHOWERS — A sexy young woman is strapped, face-down, on a table, her battered ass exposed between black garters/stockings. A tall Monty Python-esque man in a white lab coat thrashes her cheeks with a cane, chastising her for resisting, for trying to block the blows with her hands. Talk about redness — her bottom is slashed with horizontal scarlet lines!
THE FLOGGING OF LADY CONSTANCE — A slightly theatrical blonde in Olde Tyme bloomers bends over an antique piano & endures a strapping by a 19th century British gentleman unmoved by her cries & pleading.
Plenty to enjoy, in this double-feature (and then some!) from California Star Productions.
http://videos.spanking.com/video/127207/The-Invitation-Surrogate-Maid/?
Like Mother, Like Daughter
Friday, August 15th, 2008
“Mummy, please stop it hurts”
“Put your hands down, Monica, you naughty girl, lie still…”
“But, mummy it’s not fair”
This little tid-bit pretty accurately describes the banter between the “mother” and “daughter” that star in this amateur British spanking video.
I’d say, that for the most part, they do a pretty good job at recreating the “schoolgirl” spanking fantasy. Young Monica has an adorable accent, and plays the part of a naughty schoolgirl who’s had one too many run ins with her head-mistress… and now it’s time for her to learn proper etiquette from her furious mum.
For the first segment, there’s no slow build. There’s a little character introduction and then the action starts quite abruptly. I would have loved to hear what sort of mischief young Monica was getting into at school before her disciplining began. It’s only later, when the plot moves both mother and daughter to the head mistress’s office, that we learn a little bit more about the naughty schoolgirl.
So, mother and daughter spanking. Again, there’s no build, it just sort of jumps into red rump. Monica has a very sweet little ass that looks exceptionally good either clothed or bare. Her creamy skin tone gives a nice canvass for her mother to paint swathes of red across, something she does with controlled measure. Hand spankings warm the flesh, and it’s not long before Monica begins to whimper.
There’s no struggle at first, as Monica seems to think that her punishment will be swift, but once mum brings out a flat back-scratcher, you can see the desperation build in the schoolgirl’s doe eyes. Once the back-scratcher starts to break vessels Monica starts to resist her disciplining. This is when it gets good. The tension between Monica as she tries to sheild her raw bottom from her mum’s heavy blows, and her mum who wants nothing more to engrain her lessons into her daughters plump bottom is enough to make you want more.
And then, they give you more. The plot moves mum and daughter to the headmistress’s office where the sullen Monica will be thoroughly walloped again. This was actually a nice direction for the video. The headmistress is very sexy in her tight, black dress, and comes across perfectly. She’s so dominating, that she even requires that Monica’s mum take some licks to make sure that she’s aware of the proper techniques for keeping her daughter in line.
I’m a sucker for female-on-female spankings, so I enjoyed the plot thoroughly. And although I felt I would have liked a little more artistry in terms of building up the intensity of the spanking, I have to say that there was something consistent about the pace of the video and all the spanking implements that it used. Poor Monica’s sweet ass get’s hand spanked OTK-style, paddled, and caned, leaving her sweet bottom awash in red bursts and stripes. Makes my mouth water to think about it.
Something that sort of interferes with the video are some of its technical elements, one of which is the constant angle changes on part of the editor. I would have liked it a bit more had they not used as many shots. It took some of the believability out of the action. Other technical issues that might irk a few is that they didn’t really white-balance the camera, so some of the shots are really hot and blown out. In a way, the multiple angles helps this, so you’re never stuck with a shitty shot for too long.
The audio quality was fairly decent, which was nice being that Monica and her mum did a nice job with playing their parts. But, the headmistress, who gives the best performance, has audio levels that make it difficult to hear what she’s saying at times.
Even though it has it’s technical short-comings, and a little trouble with the pacing, I have no problem accepting this video. It’s amateur content. And don’t we have to pay those prices to get real spanking content?
Crime & Punishment
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008I dunno what Trish did, but boy is she in trouble.
Some stern, grouchy man behind a desk is scolding her for running around the streets… or something. What he lacks in specifics he makes up for overall believability. This guy perfectly conveys the plight of a fed-up truant/parole/police officer ready to teach this little urchin a lesson. His tone is gruff and no-nonsense as he scolds Trish for her errant ways.
Trish, however, slouches in her seat & pops her gum & is otherwise unimpressed at first. A quick edit later, though, and she’s kneeling before him, no desk between them. He orders her to stand & pull her pants down. Underwear down, too: “I don’t care if it’s that embarrassing for you or not, get ‘em down, get over here!”
He throws her across his knee, and we get a lovely view of Trish’s creamy, white hindquarters! Ass cheeks round & cute as a button. Dude hits hard, with slow, steady smacks. She whimpers & whines a little under her breath but she’s not terribly vocal, which is quite nice — her responses seem genuine.
The first spanking is a quickie, and then she’s kneeling before him again, we get a good look at her long dark hair & girl-next-door features. He tells her she better be good… and that he’ll see her next week. She scampers off, but then the next scene, Dude is on the phone with someone who seems to be delivering him bad news about our girl. Apparently, his attempt at giving her some “personal advice” did not stick!
So we find them back in the same room again, this time Dude is showing Trish a long, thin cane.
“You’re not gonna use that on me, are you?” she asks him, and soon she’s bending, bare-assed, before him as he brandishes his implement. With the first stroke, Trish yells out and seems sincerely distressed — right away her breathing quickens, and she reaches back to feel her ass, where a welt popped up almost immediately.
“Ow! Ow! Ow!” she cries out when the next on lands.
Dude smoothes the cane across her cheeks, musing, “They tell me the most effective stroke is right… here!”
Trish yelps when the cane lands horizontally, right across the middle of her ass.
Though the resolution leaves a bit to be desired (and some shots are quite overexposed), the redness of Trish’s butt comes across quite nicely. Plenty of close-ups and various angles allow excellent opportunities to drink in the rosy welts on her cane-ravaged bottom…
As the punishment continues, she yells louder, she kicks, even curses — which only earns her more strokes. Towards the end of the session, she’s really howling! Abruptly, the scene changes and she’s over his knee again, enduring more bare-butt spanks. His arm lifts high and descends with strength & speed, again & again. “Thank you, sir…” he prompts her.
“Thank you, sir,” she groans back as her spanking continues.
I think we’re all grateful, here, for such a satisfying 10-minute piece from Fetish Empire!
http://videos.spanking.com/video/599/Trish%27s-Caning/?
Dr. Feelgood
Thursday, July 17th, 2008
What can I say about this movie? It’s hot! I dig it! Why?
Short answer: I like the girls, and their spanking is the tops.
Long Answer: This movie is set entirely in a therapist’s office, and as such it centers around that special bond between patient and doctor. But this ain’t your ordinary doctor, oh know, Dr. Erzebot specializes in and has mastered the art of discipline therapy.
The first girl, a cute little blonde number, comes in complaining about a nightmare that’s been troubling her. The Freudian Dr. Erzebot, like the wise Joseph son of Jacob correctly interprets her dreams and a quick remedy to cure her declining sex drive. She has Noile get into a schoolgirl skirt and works her over in an effort to rid her of her fear of sexual intimacy.
After getting her ass worked over with a hand, sweet Noile begins to open up like a ripe rose kissed by the first sun rays of the spring. And from then on Dr. Erzebot is in total control, molding her like a shapeless mound of wet river clay. The spanking gets more intense as the good Dr. breaks out the cane and strap, even going to work on her red, raw flesh with a ruler!
It is plain to see that all this spanking is working on the troubled young blonde. She, like Freud’s Dora realizing her misplaced affection for Herr K, is beginning to realize she has no reason to be troubled by her past abuse…and every reason to enjoy it!
After being thoroughly worked over for a good half hour or so, our young heroine is cured, and we leave her far happier than we found her…if a little redder! Noile takes her leave of the good Doctor, but not before setting up a follow up appointment for some more, should we say, therapy.
The next strumpet in this smörgåsbord of spanktastical splendor is Samara. Samara is a raven haired beauty with fair, creamy skin. Looking like an innocent farmer’s daughter from a simpler time long gone, the tattoo on her back is the only thing linking her to our modern world.
She too has sought the good Doctor’s help in remedying her most terrible of mental maladies. She has recently split from her lesbian lover and is in need of a dominant female to free her heart from the rusted shackles of callousness and anguish held in place by the hardened steel lock of unrequited love.
Dr. Erzebet obliges her new charge, and with all the vigor and zeal of Achilles on the fields of Iliam she assumes the role of the departed dominatrix and lays blow after blow on Samara’s milky loins.
Like sweet Noile before her, Samara is made victim not only to Dr. Erzebet’s poison hand, but her strap, her cane, and her riding crop. Each implement hurts her more than the last, but the cathartic cleansing compels her to continue, causes her to feel…gives her a reason to live!
Suffice to say, Dr. Erzebet is a modern day thaumaturge, finding happiness in despair, hope in anguish, and healing in pain. These two girls are the lucky ones, brought back from the heart of darkness and reborn
Visit a MiLady
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008Studio: CruelAmazons
Got a tip from a friend about this movie — he said the punishment was exquisite. No set-up, no story, no dialog, even: just a lovely dominant woman administering a world-class caning and flogging to a man we only see from behind, and only hear as he cries out in agony. Now, I usually prefer some kinda characters or plot, so I wasn’t expecting to be so thoroughly mesmerized by Mistress Kyra’s brutal, relentless assault. It’s been days since I watched her slave endure such pain, and I’m still a little haunted.
The poor guy really had no chance. When the movie opens, he’s securely bound to a wooden platform; ropes tie his legs together, and more rope fastens his legs securely behind him as he kneels forward, exposing his ass. Grey socks and jockeys (pulled down to mid-thigh) complete the look of helplessness and vulnerability.
Mistress Kyra stalks towards him confidently with the first of what will be a series of canes over the next hour. She’s classy and composed in her fitted black jacket and skirt. An immaculate brunette bob frames her face, and the sheerest black pantyhose contour her shapely legs, which stride upon black high heels. “Promise me you’ll be a very good boy…” she coos to him with an Eastern-European accent both sexy and sinister.
“Yes, Mistress” our slave replies.
Mistress Kyra takes a moment to aim… “One!” she announces, and her cane slams his naked flesh. “Two!” she says with a giggle, striking him again. She pulls back for a little more windup on the third stroke, and the slave cries out, and continues to gasp and groan as she counts ten forceful snaps against his ass.
The counting gets old (for now), and Mistress Kyra soon abandons calling out each number. Instead, she seems to be concentrating on whipping this man’s ass as hard as she possibly can, while — and this is the important part — looking incredibly hot. She truly is a beautiful woman, and she poses her petite dark form expertly against the vibrant red walls of her dungeon. Kinda calls to mind the silhouettes from the beginning of Charlie’s Angels: gorgeous, but dangerous.
Annnnd that’s pretty much the whole movie. Mistress Kyra elevates it from the mundane, though, with her sweet, wicked demeanor, and seemingly tireless right arm. I love her gentle laugh, and the bemused smirk she wears on her face as she doles out one painful cane stroke after another. She even hums a little, at one point. This woman is totally in her element: she’s poised and proud and completely pitiless. It’s a joy to watch her shred this man’s ass.
And, oh, does she shred it! She’s got a strong warm-up, really throws her whole body into each stroke. Soon, pink welts puff up, followed by red blotches. About halfway into this spanking, the camera gives us our first chilling closeup — these blotches are open wounds that tinge the bamboo cane with blood upon contact. The slave grunts and groans and tries his best to entertain Mistress Kyra’s loaded questions and even to indulge her request for a song.
They take a break. She strips off her black jacket. Underneath, she’s wearing a tight, sheer blouse, unbuttoned to her belly and exposing her lacy black bra. “Am I beautiful?” she asks her slave, and of course he insists she is the most beautiful woman in the world. You’d think such compliments might win him some lenience, but she picks up a many-tailed whip, and lays into him again.
The leather strands strike him from all directions, blurring his bloody butt sores. Amazing, how hard this lady hits! I love, too, how she glides the whip along her body between strokes, as if caressing herself as a part of each wind-up. She counts intermittently. She tells him she doesn’t like him. Chides him for being too loud. She picks up another cane, steadies herself, and assaults his bottom with a volley of vicious whacks.
She keeps going! His ass burns hotter, redder, but he seems quiet now, perhaps fatigued and/or numb. Finally, she introduces him to her favorite cane, which hisses fearsomely as she slices it through the air. The slave’s whole body bucks reflexively when it cracks against his butt. His head jerks up in pain, and then falls limply as he gasps for breath before the next stinging smack.
When the camera zooms in again, there are new wounds, welts and blotches to behold. Purple bruises look particularly painful. “Are you afraid of me? I don’t understand why…” Her sweet, lilting voice plays well off her powerful, heavy-handed punishment. Mistress Kyra embodies the art of speaking softly while carrying a big stick! For the movie’s last frames, though, she goes back to the whip again, thrashing his bloody ass cheeks with renewed vigor.
The camera backs off, and Mistress Kyra smiles into the camera as she finishes him off. Till now, we haven’t had a good view of her face, so it’s lovely to drink her in at last. Her eyes are particularly fetching — dark and smoldering but authoritative, as well. A little mischievous, flirty, delighted with herself. Wholly in control of her domain. Her slave’s battered bottom simmers in the foreground, a testament to this woman’s strength and resolve to punish those who have it coming.
If brutal, straight-forward spankings get you hot ‘n bothered, you should definitely pop in for a Visit a MiLady…
http://videos.spanking.com/video/116971/Visit-A-MiLady/?
Startling Simplicity
Monday, May 26th, 2008HOW TO PUNISH YOUR PLAYBOY HUSBAND
Three stars
“How To Punish Your Playboy Husband” is an exciting 10-minute clip where a sexy but sour-faced woman verbally & physically abuses her carousing husband with stunning brutality. After a quick set-up where she accosts him for going out with the buddies (instead of taking her to dinner, like he’d promised), she gets right down to business:
“When was the last time I took you across my lap and gave you a good bare-bottom spanking?” she demands. He’s not thrilled with the idea, to say the least. Suggests they go to bed & have some fun, instead.
Of course, she’s not having any of that. She looks incredulous that he’d think she’s in any mood to sleep with him… She seems to be gearing up for a lecture and then, WHAM! Suddenly, we — the viewers– are visually assaulted, by an abrupt cut to a whole new scene.
The change is unexpected, like a slap but in a good way, like awakening to something cool. The first thing that registers is the smack-smack-smack sound of the woman’s hand landing powerfully upon the now-naked man’s ass, tilted up across her knee. Then there are the man’s groaning & gurgling-type sounds. I particularly appreciated Mrs’s disgusted, determined scolding. It was almost musical, like a pissed “white lady” rap to the beat of her fierce spanks.
“Ohhhhh, you know better than to reach behind & try to rub that bottom, don’t you?”
Suddenly, WHAM: another scene change. This time, she’s stripped down to lingerie and he’s lying, face down, on a bed. She chides him and strikes his butt — incredibly hard — with various leather straps as he squirms so bad she has to hold his ankles and eventually winds up holding him under her arm, around his waist, knees up & family jewels dangling helplessly below.
I’m loving these instant scene changes. Now he’s back over her knee, and she’s pummeling his cheeks with a flat wooden hairbrush, and then a hairbrush with a long handle, for added swing. Back to the bed, again: this time, he’s on his hands & knees while she whacks him with a wooden frat paddle (he gasps out “Thank you ma’am” after each of 11 strikes).
Finally, he kneels before her as she tells him he can tell her he’s sorry all he wants, but she’s not listening. She commands him to get back up on the bed on all fours for his caning. What follows honestly sent a chill down my spine. I showed this clip to two of my friends who enjoy spanking, and they, too, were fascinated & a little freaked out.
She lands some measured cane strokes — nasty ones, that make him howl upon contact. At first, she takes her time. Between blows, her cane traces the curve of his bottom, searching for the next place to sting. Then, once more, the action quickly shifts into high gear. The camera’s focused on his exposed ass as it takes a ferocious caning. Faster & faster she hits. He screams into a pillow; his legs & ass vibrate, the pain is so intense.
Dots of blood appear. At this point in my notes, I scribbled “Holy shit! This lady is crazy!” and while I’m sure that these folks are trained professionals, I still kinda fear for the guy, and hope he’s OK.
Anyway, the clip doesn’t so much resolve as it does simply end. The poor fellow writhes uncontrollably, and the Mrs pulls back for a moment. Her eyes flare, she gestures dramatically, “ You get that ass of yours high up in the air where I want it!” He cries out as more strikes fall and then: scene over.
While the really intense stuff isn’t necessarily my cup of tea, it’s executed well in this clip. Both actors stay in character, and the punishment certainly seems to be authentic (I have a feeling this guy’s ass spent a few days on ice, afterwards). The clip’s sound was OK, but the resolution was unfortunate. Difficult to make out the subtle variations of redness that different implements produce on ass cheeks.
Still, a hot clip to satisfy brutal-bitch-on-guy-who-deserves-it fantasies. Must remember to check it out, again, next time I’m having bad PMS…
http://videos.spanking.com/video/601/How-To-Punish-Your-Playboy-Husband/?
Slap ‘n Suck
Saturday, May 24th, 2008Three and a half stars
What’s not to love about these clips? Two couples provide rather different variations on the classic spanking scenario of naughty woman/disciplinary man, each culminating in chick-on-dick oral action.
The first one seems more traditional. A shapely, pretty woman in a clingy black dress walks into her home to find her man, shirtless & irritated, sulking on the couch. She makes some lame excuse about having to work late, but he doesn’t buy it. Has she been partying with her boss?
She tries to blow him off, makes light of his questions — like it’s none of his business. He rolls her over, pulls up her skirt & spanks her ass, hard (her black bikini panties ride up and expose her bare butt cheeks). She tries to wriggle away from his stinging hand, but the strikes keep falling as he badgers her about the importance of coming straight home from work.
He struggles to keep her in position, to smack around her hand reaching back to block his blows. He pulls down her panties, goads her, “Go ahead… what are you gonna do?” Suddenly: SLAP! She lurches forward and swipes her hand across his face. He’s surprised, and then determined to pin her down & teach her a lesson.
Spanking her naked ass, he admits to being turned on that she’s struggling. And she’s mad at him, which further intensifies his urges. He pulls up her shirt, mounds her breasts out of her bra (spectacular boobs, btw). He tosses her about a bit, and she eventually admits that her red ass is making her pussy warm.
He unbuttons his cargos, she bends over & gives him such a good blow job he says it’s hard to stay mad.
The scene abruptly changes to a brand new couple, in a brand new setting. A beautiful, hippie-ish brunette and her cute (despite goatee & wife beater) beau are lounging together on a bed. She asks to bum a smoke, he says no. She laughs — this is ridiculous. It’s just a cigarette… Please?
Still laughing, she creeps over to his pack of Marlboros and snags one as he watches. He warns her she’s being bad, that he’ll spank her ass.
She gives him a “Whaaa??” face, and then goes, “Yeah, right.” In flash, he’s on her.
What follows is a sexy, light-hearted spanking between a guy who finds just the right mix of teasing, tenderness & testosterone to excite the hell outta this girl. She squirms and cries out with a big smile on her face. She’s relaxed & uninhibited & a pleasure to watch as the spanking gets her hotter & hotter.
Finally, she can take no more, swears she’ll give up cigarettes forever. He smooths her butt & kisses her burning cheeks. “If you really want something in your mouth…” he suggests, and soon his modest penis splits from the fly of his shorts, and slides into her mouth.
Very hot scenes! Kinda amateurish production values (especially the first one), but that kinda adds a sense of realism. Both couples seemed natural with each other & the camera — if I had to pick a favorite clip, I’d say the second because of the fantastic chemistry between the leads.
Overall, a great way to spend twelve minutes. Nothing fancy but then, spanking doesn’t need to be complicated. These clips show you can have a great time with just a bare hand, a fine ass, and a sense of adventure.
http://videos.spanking.com/video/44040/Spank-Me-And-Blow-Me/?
Little House on the Prairie, with spanking!
Friday, May 9th, 2008Three stars
If you don’t have a penchant for petticoats yet, you probably will by the end of this movie. I’m serious! We’re treated to so many views of dear pink cheeks peeking out through ruffled undergarments, I’m starting to re-think the whole thong thing…
Set in 1912, in the rural town of Charlottesville, Virginia, The Schoolmaster’s Revenge shows us two stern masters, two naughty little girls, and a headstrong older woman who relives some stinging memories while taking a tentative step towards future fulfillment.
The action begins in a school house that feels like Laura Ingalls might pop her head in at any moment. Two young, pretty girls in dowdy period dresses sit silently penitent as their school teacher, the dashing Mr. Johnson, reams them for cheating. Though they apologize profusely, he doesn’t want to hear it. As far as he’s concerned, they have two choices:
a. expulsion
or
b. a good spanking till they see the error of their ways
The girls protest, “We can’t! We’re too old! We’re 18 — it’s indecent!”
But Mr. Johnson doesn’t wanna hear it. “When you cheat like 9 year olds, you deserve a spanking in my book!” He asks them to decide which option, and I don’t think I’m spoiling anything if I tell you that they opt for the spanking, yay!
As Mr. Johnson sets up a straight-backed wooden chair, he explains that Susan — the cheater — will go first, because he feels it’s even worse to be spanked second, due to the waiting & anticipation. He declares Julia, the sassier of the two, who allowed Susan to copy her answers and probably masterminded the whole thing, deserves the harsher punishment.
And so it begins! Julia stands at her desk while her friend commanded to step forward & lift her skirt. Their eyes widen in shock, but before long, Susan is tentatively peeling up her dress to reveal a long, ruffled white slip, with slender legs in black stockings & oxfords peeking out below. “Get over my knee!” he growls and pulls her across his lap.
He begins with light, rhythmic, bare-handed spanks, and Susan is so nervous she immediately begins crying and apologizing. Mr. Johnson is undeterred. He tells her to take her bloomers down, and although both girls object they are in no position to argue. As the spanking continues, he unbuttons the back of her petticoat, exposing a beautifully pink behind. We’re also treated to some close-ups of her tearful face, and flaming ass cheeks.
Finally, she’s excused & forced to stand in the corner with her nose to the wall — no rubbing! Mr. Johnson turns his attention to Julia; he tells her that the spanking she just witnessed is NOTHING compared to the spanking he’s going to give her. Without much more adieu, he turns her over his knee and spanks her thru her petticoat. She tries to block with her hand, so he holds it behind her back, and keeps her firmly in place as she squirms & whimpers beneath him.
Of course, he unbuttons her slip, too, and admires the redness of her ass before continuing the spanking. I love how Mr. Johnson is so unflinchingly stern, so fully invested in disciplining these girls. Julia’s spanking until now has been pretty comparable to Susan’s, but then he warns “OK, this is the end, it’s gonna be hard. Are you ready?”
He brings it home on Julia’s ass, spanking furiously fast as she squeals and kicks and cries. He stands her up next to Susan, and they look like naughty little school girls standing against the wall, with their hot, pink butts glowing behind them. Mr. Johnson tells them to hold that pose for 30 minutes, at which time he’ll come back for Part Two of their spanking, and introduce them to… The Ruler!
Thirty minutes later, the girls are bent over a desk, side-by-side, bare butts exposed. He asks them why they’re being punished, and it’s clear that Julia still has a lesson to learn. The ruler descends again and again, until finally Mr. Johnson counts off the last six smacks. He informs them their punishment isn’t over yet, though: they still need to inform their family. Julia must tell her sister & brother-in-law, whom she lives with. As for Susan, he informs her that he knows her mom & would welcome the opportunity to speak with her personally.
There’s a nice scene where the girls walk home together thru a forest, and take turns inspecting each other’s red butt cheeks. Julia confesses that her brother-in-law spanks her sister… oh no, could our girl be in for another spanking? Happily, she is!
Her brother-in-law takes her into an *actual* woodshed — which is just perfect — and administers a sound strapping to her already pink bottom. Fantastic lighting, here, lots of natural daylight to illuminate every shade of pinkness.
“It hurts so much!”
“It’s SUPPOSED to hurt!”
His strap falls again and again upon her bare bottom, and then coldly sends her inside to help her sister with dinner.
Cut to Susan’s home, where her mother is rolling dough on a cozy kitchen counter… Susan tells her mother about the cheating, the punishment, and how her teacher, Paul Johnson, spanked her.
Paul Johnson? Mother knows the name, and she is pissed! She tells her daughter she’s going to give him a piece of her mind, but not before she tans her daughter’s hide. She bends Susan over a bench, pulls up her skirt, yanks down her petticoat, and then paddles her daughter’s bare ass till her cheeks look like two big round red bullseyes.
Afterwards, Mother heads out to have a little chat with Mr. Johnson. Apparently, she and this man knew each other when they were younger, and at some point they “had words” and she’s clearly still angry about it. Her daughter warns her, “Mom, be careful, he’s really mean,” and she replies, “It’s Mr. Johnson that better be careful…”
Oh! Of course we all know where this is going, but lemme tell ya, this is one sweet payoff. The actors who play the mother & Mr. Johnson have a real rapport, and this scene builds very nicely. Look past the wooden dialog, to the part where he puts his hands on her shoulders (“Do you really hate me?”) — the calm determination in his eyes is magnetic.
I appreciated, too, the tenderness apparent in their last scene, after her spanking, when they appear to pick up where they left off many years ago. Most of all, though, I got off on the fantastic spanking he gives her, from the very first bare-handed spanks over her skirt, as she confronts him defiantly about her past behavior (their rap is that good!).
He uses a paddle on her, too. Leans her against the wall, pulls up her skirt to reveal big, blousy bloomers, which he spanks once, and then unbuttons down the middle to give us a look of her blushing butt. She makes such a fuss, he takes out the switch. You should see her butt quiver in anticipation of the six strokes he metes out!
The two share a “moment” when it’s all over, and Susan’s mother can’t seem to believe she’s still even talking to this man. “The last thing I want is a man in my life who believes in spanking!”
To which Mr. Johnson replies, “Maybe it’s the last thing you want, but it’s the thing you need most.”
Good point, Mr. Johnson.
And damn good spanking movie, Spanking Epics!
http://videos.spanking.com/video/9323/The-Schoolmaster%27s-Revenge/?
Soft Spanking, Hardcore Sex
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008Three and a half stars
Rarely do we encounter a movie with two finer erotic specimens as Johnny and Chelsea. I mean, really! Johnny is a freaking stallion — dark & lean & sinewy & chiseled & dear god look at the size of him. Chelsea’s a fresh-faced blonde, very pretty, with an incredible body and few, if any, inhibitions. “Bad Girl Chelsea” begins with the premise that Johnny is punishing Chelsea for being late, but their vigorous, acrobatic encounter is pure pleasure for both of them. And so much fun to watch.
The two literally fuck the sheets off the bed, it’s awesome. Plus, there’s spanking! Nothing painful, just light smacks & some rough talk that she totally gets into. Her creamy ass cheeks get nice ‘n rosy under his hand, and glow even hotter after he takes to them with both sides of a wide hairbrush (she seems to especially dig the bristles). But the real attraction, here, is some of the most athletic sex you’ve ever seen.
Things start off running — 45 seconds in, Johnny’s fat cock is poking outta his fly and a few seconds later, Chelsea’s lips are on it. She wraps one hand around the base, and with her other hand she tugs her dress up to expose her bare bottom. He spanks her a few times, then bucks her off his prick so she’s lying across his lap. He spanks her again and again, much to her delight.
She rocks badass platforms; kicking, she shows off toned, shapely legs. I love how she gives the camera lots of eye contact, so happy to be the center of attention. Always a pleasure, watching an exhibitionist. “You gonna suck my dick right yet?” Johnny asks her, and she’s enthusiastically back at it again.
Johnny uses a small remote to zoom the camera in closer, as Chelsea sucks his dick so hard & fast the bed creaks. He holds her neck & pushes her to the base of his cock, then throws her over his lap again for more spanking. Chelsea’s full tits spill out of her dress, and they sway as she works on him again with her eager mouth. He slathers spit between her ass cheeks, pulls them apart, spanks her asshole.
He grabs her hairbrush, paddles her, pulls on her tits, pinches her nipples… She groans, sucks his thumb, rubs her pussy, rolls over to show us her hot pink cheeks. She crouches on the bed, butt towards us, as Johnny appears, naked, at her head. She blows him while he paddles her with the hairbrush and pushes his fingers into her asshole.
“Aaaaahhh! Mwwaaaah!! Mmmm!! Uhhhnnnn!” Chelsea is going nuts: she turns Johnny around, spanks his ass, buries her tongue in his crack, chews on his cheeks, pulls on his cock from underneath. Johnny slips his finger into her asshole, rubs her clit, slides his dick over her curves & creases. The two ravage each other, making some truly spectacular sex faces.
They are so pumped, so limber, they might as well be fitness instructors leading a class in sexual gymnastics. Not only do they run thru a dizzying array of coital positions, but they bump and grind with a feverish intensity that never wanes. Chelsea’s hair comes undone, sweat glistens on her back, her eye makeup blurs…
When she finally comes, she’s lying astride him, legs spread wide. As they move together, his dick slides almost all the way out of her pussy… and then slides back in… In and out… Her asshole looks like it’s winking… “That’s it! Harder! God, I’m a really bad girl!!”
She squats over him, bounces up & down on his cock (he’s spanking her, of course). She screams, jerks, and finally collapses in a shudder. Their furious fuck continues, though — he pounds her from behind, holds her hair, calls her whore, slut, bitch then loses his load all over her rosy ass cheeks. She blows him, smiles up at the camera, rubs his jism into her skin, then licks her hand clean.
As the camera lingers over her spanked butt, her fucked pussy, her fingered asshole, Johnny’s phone rings. It’s his next bitch, who better not be late for their appointment. Gotta admit, I’m kinda hoping she is… and that he brings the camera!
http://videos.spanking.com/video/25859/Bad-Girl-Chelsea/?
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