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Consumer Corner
By Will Workferporn | May 13, 2009
Over a century after Sigmund Freud asked his famous question “What does a woman want?”, Cyndi Lauper answered it. Girls just want to have fun. Now it’s time to answer (or at least ask) a different, not-so-age-old question: what does a man want … in a spanking video?
I don’t want to over-analyze this. The simple answer is that we want to see hot girls get spanked. But the simple answer isn’t always the right one. It would be hard to find a hotter spankee than, say, Samantha Woodley. But given the choice, I’d rather watch, say, Clare Fonda or Chelsea Pfeiffer get spanked than Samantha. In other words, there’s more to the equation than just a hot girl gittin’ her nekkid butt swatted.
I know what studios believe we want to see. They think we want schoolgirls. According to my unscientific calculations, there are overwhelmingly more spanked schoolgirl videos out there than any other grouping. There are whole websites devoted to spanked schoolgirls. There are fictional schools and teachers and students and headmasters showing up as recurring characters in on-going, spanked schoolgirl soap operas.
So has the market spoken? Is this really what we want? Or is the market not reflecting the desires of its largest group of consumers, namely horny, middle-aged males?
Personally, I’m not a big fan of the spanked schoolgirl genre. I didn’t go to Catholic school. My adolescence wasn’t filled with longing for girls in uniform. It just doesn’t do anything for me one way or another. If the young woman looks good, and she’s in a schoolgirl outfit, great. Same girl, without the uniform and I’m just as happy.
Also, I like stories, something with a beginning, middle and end — something that contains a resolution. I’m not talking about a complicated plot. Just a resolution, like girl is mouthy, girl gets spanked, girl no longer mouthy. That’s a resolution. That’s really all I need, plot-wise.
Well, maybe I am against the schoolgirl spanking genre. It seems to depend on frivolities, like, say, someone not cleaning her room. I mean, so what? Those kinds of pretexts make the entire video seem unimportant. Worse, it might even make the spanking seem unfair or disproproportional. Psychologically, I tend to root for an underdog and feel empathy for a victim of unfair or disproportional punishment. But the last thing I want to do is identify, even unconsciously, with a spankee. It impinges on my enjoyment of the video.
I don’t dislike all videos in the schoolgirl category. I’ve given positive reviews to several of them. But in general, I think the genre is overdone, and it often misses the mark. Worse, it’s lazy and half-hearted. Some studios seem to think they can take an uninspiring girl, put her in a school girl outfit, and make her sexy. Wrong!
Just my two cents. Let me know what you think.
Topics: Blog Entries, Consumer Corner, schoolgirl spanking | 9 Comments »
May 14th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
You managed to sum up my problems with many of favorite niches in a much nicer way then I could have myself
thanks for the great post, keep them coming.
May 14th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
my curiosity was peeked by this post and I did a minor amount of research:
Total spanking movies available: 2,316
searching the word schoolgirl – 336
14.5% of the movies have someone in schoolgirl attire (or at least the word schoolgirl in the description)
May 14th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Hey James,
Thanks for the kind words about my post.
Is Spanked Schoolgirls really your favorite niche market? If so, why?
Will W.
May 14th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
We want Naked women spanked thouraly and then played with and fucked and have oral sex with first.
The girl must like it and being ebjoying the spanking AND the Sex that follows.
Far East Studios has the best when it comes to that. Naked girls little story just a nice spanking followed by mututal enjoyment of all phases of enjoyable SEX.
May 15th, 2009 at 8:41 am
No, schoolgirls are not my favorite. Not because I don’t like the look, but I don’t like the half assed way it’s done.
You have a ’schoolgirl’ in a hotel room with a jackass spanking her.
It’s not believable for me. I’m plagued with questions in my head. Why is this schoolgirl in a cheap motel? I wonder how much he’s paying her? Is he just spanking her to try and make money off me? Am I helping some dirty slimeball by watching this movie? etc
For me I like to be able to suspend reality for a short while and enjoy myself. If the people are out of place or the acting is bad, or if they look drugged out, it annoys the hell out of me and I don’t enjoy myself.
I like watching movies by Chelsea because I know the quality of the studio, the actors/actresses they use, etc.
May 29th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Thank you for saying you want to see me swatted. xxx
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:59 am
Clare — it takes a rare and wonderful woman to recognize that as a compliment. You are a true gem.
June 5th, 2009 at 11:57 am
I agree with Bill. I also like a small story, not too much, just enough backstory to make it believable. I also like interaction between top and bottom.
June 29th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
My husband loves the schoolgirl genre, and has gotten me very much into it as well. It’s intriguing because the power imbalance between teacher and student can be played to persuasively if done in a realistic manner.
I agree that many video companies ruin the whole feel of schoolgirl movies with bad locations, or in the case of Realspankings.com, that guy with the long hair spanking schoolgirls. Long-haired spankers do NOT belong in schoolgirl spanking productions. That is such a turn off to me.
Teachers should look clean-cut and conservative. Personally, even though I’m in the USA, many of the older British spanking movies were authentic with their locations and the looks of all the players.
I’m thinking of Roue, Calstar, Harrison Marks, Engilish Spankers, for example. Those types of producers made good schoolgirl productions.
Today, many US producers shoot spanking videos like reality television episodes. No direction, no imagination, no passion, and little talent.
As interesting as RealSpankingInstitute.com is, many of their videos feel repetitive, and give me the feeling that the girls are just there to bend over for their 5 minute scene and get paid. With a little more passion and imagination, that’s one US based site that could potentially do some good schoolgirl movies.
kelly