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The Hits Keep Coming
By Amasake | June 6, 2008
Four and a half stars
As a child of the 80’s, I’ve got a thing for old-school stuff. The clothes/hairstyles never fail to amuse me, and I appreciate how much more dialog adult movies used to have. Characters talk; they set up dynamic situations and play them to the hilt. Best of all, everyone looks like they’re having so much fun — no one’s obsessively thin or groomed or inflated.
Imagine my delight when I found this digitally re-mastered Bare Bottom Spanking classic from 1991, I think, although the bedroom set they’re using reminds me of Janet & Chrissy’s room on Three’s Company. Volume Two features three seriously hot spanking scenarios, beginning with two girls who are kinda the slutty equivalent of Janet & Chrissy, come to think…
They share an apartment. One’s a slim, pretty brunette looking sharp in a smart navy dress with white, high-heeled pumps. She stalks into the room, demanding rent money from her curvy blonde roommate, lying sprawled on the bed. “Janet” chides “Chrissy” for being lazy, for lying around doing nothing all day, blah blah blah.
“You’re not my mom!” Chrissy cries out, and then Janet throws her across the bed to show what she’d do if she were.
She spanks her — hard! — over her dress. Chrissy laughs & squirms with every smack.
“You think this is funny?” Janet pulls her underwear up into her crack, and spanks her bare cheeks. They tussle so well! Janet really gets into her role, scolding her roommate for various infractions and never sounding like a broken record. Chrissy goads her on with backtalk that’s often surprisingly witty.
“Ow! Ow!” OWWW!” Chrissy cries out, again and again. Her ass pinks up quickly (excellent resolution, btw). Her face is flushed, she’s panting & kicking her legs… and laughing. She’s constantly laughing throughout this scene, even though Janet appears dead serious. She throws her friend over her lap, grabs her by the hair, and continues the punishment. Chrissy’s bottom turns beet red, with blotches of broken capillaries.
This bare-handed battering has gotta sting like a mutha, so I’m just gonna assume Chrissy’s riding on endorphins at this point. She’s still having a hoot, but she’s also gripping the bedspread and struggling to stay in position. Janet pauses to admire her handiwork… “You know how hot your ass feels now?” she asks.
She guides Chrissy’s hand back to feel her own battered but. “I bet ice would feel good right about now… “ Janet muses, “Too bad, you won’t get any cause you FORGOT TO REFILL THE ICE CUBE TRAYS!!” A flurry of spanks — then she crawls over her roommate, pinning her to the bed. Her dress creeps up as she straddles the other girl; her legs are long & lean & nicely muscled. Nice!
She asks Chrissy questions: did she do this, what’s up with that? Exasperated, Chrissy complains that her answers make no difference cause she gets hit no matter what she says. Janet tells her to stop being a bitch, as she slaps the back of her thighs, calves… even her face. She tells her to take her top off, and soon Chrissy’s plump, fantastic boobs bounce before us.
The spanking continues: amazing tits & hot red ass. The girls grouse at each other, and then finally seem to come to an understanding. After some choice comments about how Chrissy sounds like a barn animal when she has sex, Janet exits to leave her roommate rubbing her beaten cheeks alone, hopefully with something to think about.
Scene Two
This is an awesome little piece! A couple comes home from a night out, and the man — a decent-looking dude with an unfortunate ponytail — tells his smokin’ babe that he’d love to spank her.
She’s into it! “As long as you promise to be very forceful…” she whispers, eyes fixed on his. He leads her to the bed, and she’s a vision in her hot-pink mini-dress, so short you can see the bottoms of her cheeks below the hemline. He throws her over his knee, and delivers firm, fast, bare-handed spanks. She moans, pants, squeals and arches her back.
Spectacular view! She’s lithe & lovely across his lap, and her creamy skin flushes quickly at his hand. She treads her long legs, moans and sighs. He drags his fingertips over her skin and you can see the delight run thru her whole body. Her long dark hair flows down, framing her fine features, drawing attention to that naughty smile on her face.
She wishes aloud that they had “one of those straps” she’s seen, that would add another dimension to their spanking. She’s turned on, big time, when he announces he’s obtained such a strap earlier and he can’t wait to give her pink cheeks a taste of leather. First, though, she has to remove her dress.
She steps behind a screen & emerges gloriously naked, except for a feminine floral thong and a pair of high heeled white pumps. He scolds her for undressing in front of an open window, and together they get into position for her punishment. “This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it hurts me!” he laughs before the first smack, which is startlingly hard.
Appropriately, she yowls and then they play with the strap awhile, until finally the buzz wears off. “I’ve had enough,” she tells him, “Make love to me now!” After a few more spanks to show her who’s boss, he declares that she’s learned her lesson and they lie back on the bed together…
Scene Three
I loved the strong, confident male lead in this segment. He busts in on his wife while she’s stroking her legs with a hot pink dildo — though she moves fast to hide it, she’s not fast enough. He chastises her for fucking toys when he hasn’t be laid in a month. She whines that he fails to arouse her, but how is that his fault? He buys her lingerie, flowers, spends time with her. What more can he do?
He decides he’s gonna try spanking her, which she takes for a joke. “This is spousal abuse…” she giggles as he wrestles her over his knee. He warms up her bare bottom with some slow, steady spanks that soon escalate till she’s squirming & kicking on his lap. Her tender cheeks turn bright pink, even through her golden skin.
The rest of the scene, you really have to see to appreciate. The couple has such a fun, comfortable rapport that is a pleasure to watch. He’s a warm, teasing disciplinarian, and she’s a cheerful wiseass. He tickles her, too, and interrogates her on her dildo usage. Three times a week”? Five? She refuses to answer.
He stands her up & leans her over a chair for yet more spanking. The camera zooms in on her ass, burning red & even a little welted. Eventually, her laughing weakens. She seems weary, and starts trying to block the blows behind her. “How long does this have to go on?” she finally asks.
He tosses her over his knee again, to admire her “sunburned” bottom. He spanks her with her dildo, even. How much does she spend one adult novelties, anyway? She wriggles, begs him to stop spanking her, promises to change. “I want to improve our relationship, starting now!” she offers, but that doesn’t quite stop him yet. Soon, though, he’s satisfied she’s got a new attitude about their sex life.
They kiss and make up, and she admits that yeah, the spanking kinda turned her on…
Hell yeah, sister! You and me, both!
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